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HOW
CAN YOU TELL WHEN POLITICIANS ARE LYING?
THEIR LIPS MOVE.
WHY DON'T
CANNIBALS LIKE TO EAT CLOWNS?
THEY TASTE FUNNY.
WHAT DO FISH
SAY WHEN THEY HIT A CONCRETE WALL?
DAM!
WHAT DO
ESKIMOS GET FROM SITTING ON THE ICE TOO LONG?
POLAROID'S.
WHAT DO YOU
CALL A BOOMERANG THAT DOESN'T WORK?
A STICK.
WHAT DO YOU
CALL SANTA'S HELPERS?
SUBORDINATE CLAUSES.
WHAT DO YOU
GET WHEN YOU CROSS A SNOWMAN WITH A VAMPIRE?
FROSTBITE.
WHAT LIES AT
THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN AND TWITCHES?
A NERVOUS WRECK.
WHERE DO YOU
FIND A DOG WITH NO LEGS?
RIGHT WHERE
YOU LEFT HIM.
WHY DON'T
BLIND PEOPLE LIKE TO SKY DIVE?
BECAUSE IT
SCARES THE HELL OUT OF THE DOG.
WHAT KIND OF
COFFEE WAS SERVED ON THE TITANIC?
SANKA.
WHAT IS THE
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HARLEY AND A HOOVER?
THE
LOCATION OF THE DIRT BAG.
WHAT'S THE
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BAD GOLFER AND A BAD SKYDIVER?
A BAD
GOLFER GOES: WHACK, DAMN. A BAD SKYDIVER GOES: DAMN, WHACK.
WHAT DO YOU
CALL SKYDIVING LAWYERS?
SKEET.
WHAT GOES
CLOP, CLOP, CLOP, BANG, BANG, CLOP CLOP?
AN AMISH
DRIVE-BY SHOOTING.
WHAT DO YOU
CALL A COW WITH TWO LEGS?
LEAN BEEF.
WHAT DO YOU
CALL A COW WITH NO LEGS?
GROUND BEEF.
